You’re walking in the woods, there’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him.
Shia Labeouf
He’s following you about 30 feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you.
Shia Labeouf
You’re looking for your car but you’re all turned around. He’s almost upon you now when you can see there’s blood on his face, my god there’s blood everywhere.
Running for your life from Shia Labeouf, he’s brandishing a knife..it’s Shia Labeouf, lurking in the shadows, Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf, living in the woods.. Shia Labeouf, killing for sport..Shia Labeouf, eating all the bodies..actual cannibal Shia Labeouf
Now it’s dark and you seemed to have lost him, but you’re hopelessly lost yourself. stranded, with a murderer. You creep silently through the underbrush. ah-ha! In the distance, a small cottage with a light on! HOPE. You move stealthily toward it BUT YOUR LEG! AHH! It’s caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg, quiet quiet. Limping to the cottage, quiet quiet. Now you’re on the doorstep. Sitting inside..Shia Labeouf, sharpening an axe..Shia Labeouf, but he doesn’t hear you enter..Shia Labeouf. You’re sneaking up behind him, strangling superstar Shia Labeouf! Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf. Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf. Stab it in his kidney, safe at last from Shia Labeouf :D
You limp into the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg. But you’ve won, you have beaten Shia Labeouf.
some people look really good in pictures but then not in real life
some people look really good in real life and not in pictures
I look bad in pictures and in real life
(Source: unbroken-unshattered, via vodkastains-daisychains)
